Mr Harry: My wife really spoils me. I married her for her personality and she threw in three more for free!
Feb 14, 2024 23:02:59 GMT
Mr Harry: Do gun manuals have a trouble shooting section?
Mar 2, 2024 6:57:44 GMT
Mr Harry: Why is stuff sent by car a shipment, but stuff sent by ship is cargo?
Mar 19, 2024 2:02:31 GMT
Kraggy: Enquiring minds want to know
Mar 19, 2024 21:17:47 GMT
Mr Harry: Things could be worse. Spiders could have wings.
Apr 19, 2024 2:00:46 GMT
Mr Harry: People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.
Apr 22, 2024 0:23:06 GMT
Mr Harry: My math teacher was afraid of negative numbers. She would stop at nothing to avoid them.
Jun 9, 2024 10:53:46 GMT
Mr Harry: I made sure my wife would wake up with a big smile on her face today. Now I can't have Sharpies in the house any more.
Jun 23, 2024 2:55:10 GMT
Mr Harry: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Jul 3, 2024 6:08:48 GMT
Mr Harry: Midwife: Someone who helps people out.
Jul 4, 2024 18:40:33 GMT
Mr Harry: If the Tooth Fairy collects teeth, what does the Boogey Man gather?
Jul 6, 2024 1:21:03 GMT
Mr Harry: My neighbors just got arrested for growing marijuana. I guess my property line isn't where I thought it was.
Jul 7, 2024 13:30:42 GMT
Mr Harry: I've combined a laxative with alphabet soup. It's called Letter Rip.
Jul 19, 2024 13:24:15 GMT
Mr Harry: Beef jerky is just a cow raisin.
Jul 25, 2024 5:45:24 GMT
Mr Harry: Why is no-one ever the correct amount of whelmed?
Jul 26, 2024 13:32:07 GMT
Kraggy: Whelmed is a very volatile substance making it impossible to measure it exactly.
Jul 28, 2024 22:22:43 GMT
Mr Harry: Who decided the knights needed a round table? Sir Cumference.
Aug 10, 2024 6:31:50 GMT
Mr Harry: Alcohol *is* a solution (if we're speaking scientifically)
Aug 10, 2024 22:52:22 GMT
Mr Harry: I grilled my chicken for two hours. Still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
Aug 12, 2024 20:17:22 GMT
Mr Harry: Why did they call it the Paris Olympics and not Oui Sports?
Aug 20, 2024 22:07:00 GMT
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